This little quote from my Microbiology textbook accuratly portrays the low level of seriousness and commitment needed to succeed at my new university:
"Yeast and bacteria on berries can ferment their sugars to alcohol. Birds eating these berries can become drunk, as is obvious from their flight patterns."
Oh. My. God. It's as if I am attending a learning annex. Such as Ryerson (inside joke).
And thank you, I would not like to see pictures of diseased male appendages, especially those with holes in them. Ew.
posted + 2005-09-26 at 9:05 p.m.