In keeping with the trend of not updating for real, here is part of a list I got in an email that was too true to not share with everyone else (I was going to bold the ones that are especially true but then realized that most would be bold and decided to just delete the irrelevant ones):
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
- You actually like doing laundry at home.
- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. (This is more in relation to "two miles isn't too far to walk to anything")
- You'd rather clean than study.
- "Oh man how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
- Mom's meatloaf and potatoes become something you desire, not avoid. (I plan what I want my mom to cook for me before I go home)
- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap operas.
- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
- You live for getting mail.
- Looking out the window is a form of entertainment. (You do not know how much time I spend taking digital pictures of the light coming through the trees and then my window)
- Highlighters are the coolest thing on earth.
- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
I also watched this movie called Happy Accidents, partially because of the lyric of this Kevin Devine song. It was a bad romantic comedy about time travel but the point is that Vincent D'Onofrio was in it and was not scary. Not only that, he was also slightly attractive, wearing all these blue-green tshirts. It was wrong because Vincent D'Onofrio is only supposed to play scary scary people like he did in The Cell. I was checking IMDB.com for other things that Brad Anderson directed (pretty much only Happy Accidents and that new movie The Machinist) and found out that Matt Chapman, the voice of Strong Bad, is in All The Real Girls, the best movie ever. Apparently his name in the movie is Strong Bad. This is weird.
posted + 2004-11-07 at 10:20 p.m.